AN ERROR: Hostess (to gentleman her husband has brought home to dinner): "How well you speak English, Mr._____." Mr. _____ (not understanding): "Yes, I 'ought to.'" Hostess: "But you speak remarkably well." Mr. _____: "I ought. I have lived here all my life. In fact, I was born in New York." Hostess: "Why, how strange! I am sure my husband told me you were a Bohemian."